DBZ RP: Darkness and Light

Scene 1:  Why did Gohan Bring ‘Someone’ to School Again?

*Everything is going well at Orange Star High, even if it was ‘Bring a parent-to-school Day’.  But now it was time for lunch…*
Principal:  “Attention everybody! Lunch has been canceled since someone in this school has eaten all the food! “
Gohan:  “I knew I shouldn't brought Dad to school...” *sigh*
Random Person:  “We're all going to starve!!!!!!!”
*Goku is sneaking off in the background with a load of food in his arms....*
Another Person:  "Look!  He has all the food!!!  Get him!"
*Goku is now being chased by a mob of students down the hallway....*
Gohan:  “Oh, someone save me from this hell that I live in.  This is embarrassing!  Dad, do you and Mom love to embarrass me in public?
Goku *runs by*:  “Yes, that's what parents are for…”
*Heidi walks up behind Gohan and smacks him in the head with a frying pan*
Heidi: "Gohan!! Go do something about your dad!!"
Gohan:  “Ow! Heidi why did you just hit me with a frying pan?”
Heidi *yelling*:  "CUZ YOU'RE NOT HELPING THIS SITUATUION!! IF YOU'RE THE GREAT SAIYAMAN AND HELP PEOPLE IN TROUBLE, THEN HELP US HERE!! WE'RE STARVING!!"
Gohan:  “Oh, yeah.”
*Gohan quickly runs off to change*
Heidi *sweatdropping*:  "Videl, erm... how do you like Gohan again?"
 Videl:  “Hmmm.. I don't know.  Maybe it's because he's cute...”
*Goku is now trapped in a corner with no place to go as the mob closes in on him*
Heidi:  "Agh, where the heck is Gohan?!?  I guess I'll have to take matters into my own hands...  That baka..."
Goku:  “Get back!  It's my food!  I found it first!!!”
Mob:  “We want our food!!!!”
*Heidi grabs a frying pan and shoves through the crowd*
Heidi:  "Move it people!! Lemme through!!  Girl with a frying pan here!!  Goku!!"
Goku:  “AWWW!!  NOT A FRYING PAN!!!!!”
*Heidi smacks him in the head with the frying pan*
The Great Saiyaman:  “I'm coming!! Oh, crap it's stuck!!!”
*the door to closet won't open*
Videl:  “Gohan you idiot! Just blow the door down!!!”
Gohan:  “If I do, that I might blow the school up!!!”
Heidi *ignores Gohan yelling*:  "Goku, you give back the food... right NOW.  Unless you want a couple more lumps and hundreds of angry students on you."
Goku:  “NO!!!!  ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!”
*Goku flies over the mob and takes off running down another hallway as soon as he lands*
Heidi:  "GOKU YOU BAKA!!!"
*runs after Goku*
Videl:  “What kind of super hero gets himself stuck in a closet?!?!?!!”
Gohan:  “I didn't know it was going to be locked when I shut the door!!!”
Goku:  “Got to hide!!!  Got to hide!!!!”
*Goku runs into the nearest room*
*Heidi follows Goku but he slams the door shut*
*it's dark in the room....*
Heidi:  "Goku, open this door or I'll break it down!!"
*something falls against Goku’s shoulder....  He turns around and stares right into the face of a skeleton. He then runs screaming out of the room.*
*Goku runs right into Heidi*
Heidi:  "Agh, Goku!!"
 Goku:  “Oh, crap!!! It's Heidi!!!”
*Goku screams and runs in terror knowing that he might get hit with the frying pan again*
*Heidi sweatdrops and takes off after Goku once again*
Heidi:  "You baka!!  Get back here!!"
*Gohan er...  The Great Saiyaman finally gets out of the closet..*
Goku:  “No!! You'll hit me with the frying pan!!!!”
*Goku looks back and sees Heidi closing in on him*
*Heidi grins as she comes up with an idea*
Great Saiyaman:  “Now where did everyone go?”
Videl:  “Well, while you were still in the closet like the idiot you are, Heidi has gone off after your father.”
*Heidi takes a shortcut through the breezeway as Goku runs around the school*
*she intercepts Goku but misses hitting him since he takes a couple of twisting turns...*
*But then he ends up running into an open door....*
Goku:  “Ow!!!”
*but quickly gets up knowing Heidi still behind him*
*Heidi gets another another idea and stops chasing Goku.*
Goku:  “Oh, where is she?”
*Goku doesn't see Heidi in sight*
*Heidi grabs a bag of chips from her pocket*
Heidi:  "Hey, Goku!! I think you dropped sumthin..."
*Heidi holds up the bag of chips*
Goku:  “What?  CHIPS!!!!”
Heidi:  "Want it? Then come and get it!"
*Heidi sets the frying pan down and kicks it to the side*
Heidi:  "I'll even disarm myself..."
Voice in head:  Goku you idiot, go for old you've dropped something come and get it trick!! She's got a nasty surprise for you!!!
*Goku is now standing there staring at Heidi listening to the voice in his head*
Heidi:  "Come and get it.... I'm not holding the frying pan..."
Goku:  “But it's so tempting....”
Voice in head:  Don't do it you fool!!!! She'll get you for sure!!!!
*drops the chips bag on the floor*
*Goku slowly edges closer, wary of what Heidi might do...*
Voice:  You always think on your stomach! That's going to be your undoing!!!!
Heidi:  "Oh come on Goku... You've save the world millions of times and you're not brave enough to get the chips?"
Voice:  Don't listen to her!!!!
Goku:  “But I'm hungry!!”
Voice:  Oh, boy!! Is the only thing that's on your mind?!?!
*suddenly, an idea forms in Goku's head*
*Heidi kicks the bag closer to the lockers and raises a foot*
Heidi:  "Hmmm... d'ya want me to crush this nice bag of chips?"
*Goku makes a mad dash towards the chips...*
*when Goku gets about a foot away from the bag, Heidi yanks open a locker and he rams into it, headfirst... but before Heidi finishes Goku off, he grabs the chips and disappears*
Heidi:  "What?!?  You little baka…"
*Heidi gets another idea... and walks off toward a room instead of chasing Goku...*
Goku:  “HE HE HE HE!!!!!” *appears behind Heidi holding the bag of chips*  “You can't catch me!!”
*Heidi turns around and tries to punch Goku in the face*
Heidi:  "Oh shut up..."
*Goku disappears and Heidi hits nothing but air*
Heidi:  "Hmph… predictable..."
*Heidi walks into a room, shuts and locks the door behind her*
*the door says Teen Living on it...*
Goku:  “You missed!!!”
Heidi *muffled by the door*:  "You know what shut up means, baka??"
Goku:  “No!!! Maybe you can tell me when you catch me!!”
Heidi *sighs*:  Right.. brains win in battle, not strength...
*Heidi starts cooking with whatever there was to spare in the Teen Living room*
Goku:  “If I still had my tail you could have caught me easier.”
Heidi:  I know that baka...
*Goku is now taunting Heidi from the other side of the door*
*minutes pass and Heidi finish cooking some stuff...*
Goku:  “Oh boy, these chips are good.  Too bad you don't have them anymore....”
*Heidi sweatdrops*
*Goku notices the smell of food*
Goku *pacing around outside*:  “I'm hungry!!!”
*Goku's eaten all the food he had with him*
Heidi (OOC): “Ha ha...  baka...”
Goku:  “Huh?” *hears Heidi’s laugh*
Heidi (OOC):  “I'm not role playing at the moment baka!!”
Goku:  “Oh, really? Then why were you laughing evilly?”
Heidi (OOC):  “No I wasn't!!  I was laughing at how stupid you are...”
Voice:  His brain is broken. It's stuck on "I'm hungry"
Goku:  “Damn voice won't leave me alone...”
Heidi (OOC):  “Ha ha... try focusing on one thought... that always works for me...”
Goku:  “Oh, it works for you. But the voice keeps calling me names..”
Voice:  That's because you are an idiot!
Goku:  “See?”
Goku *somewhat like a zombie*:  “Food!!! Food!!!  Must have food!!!!”
Heidi:  "Shuddap Goku....  I'm waiting for someone..."
*Heidi grabs a cell phone outta her pocket and dials a number*
Goku:  “I should go and pay Vegeta a visit.  He looks like a carrot.  Maybe I could eat him....  I wonder if he tastes like a carrot…”
*the phone rings*
Heidi: "Hey, Bluma? Hi... It's Heidi..."
Vegeta [offset]:  “Kakarott are you insulting me?”
Goku:  “Yes, I am.”
Bulma:  “Hmmm...  Will you two shut up??  I'm on the phone.  Hello, this is Bulma.”
Heidi:  "Hey, Bulma!  'Geta there?"
Bulma:  “I think so.”  *yells at the top of her lungs:* “VEGETA!!!”
Vegeta:  “What do you want, woman?”
Bulma:  “Heidi asking for you.”
Vegeta:  “Tell her I'm busy!”
Bulma:  “Busy sitting on your ass!! I'm sorry. I'll have to put you on hold while I go and kick my husband's ass!!”
Heidi *tries not to laugh*:  "Erm...  Okay...  Don’t take too long... and don’t beat him up too much... I have a little situation with 'Kakarott' here... that maybe only 'geta can take care of..."
Bulma:  “You mean Goku? What's wrong?”
Heidi *sweatdrops*:  "Erm... well... Gohan... erm... invited him to school... and lunch... kinda... got outta hand..."
*suddenly there is a noise in the background and Vegeta cursing about something*
Vegeta:  “TRUNKS!! Damn you boy! Leaving your things lying around!”
Bulma:  “Umm..  Heidi we have a problem....”
Heidi:  "Erm…  Wha?"
Bulma:  “Well, Vegeta just fell down the stairs and landed right on Trunks' sword... I'm going to have to go and take care of him...”
Heidi *smacks head on the wall*:  "Fine, when you're done, send him over here ASAP... and have him bring a capsule with a ton of food in it...  I'm sure the students here are dying of hunger at this moment... because of 'Kakarott'..."
Vegeta *in a lot of pain*:  “Boy, I'm going to kill you!!!”
Trunks:  “Holy crap! You've got a sword through you and you're going to kill me?”
Vegeta:  “Yes I am!! You left that DAMN SWORD JUST LAYING THERE!!!”
Bulma:  “Umm...  That might be a problem since Vegeta has a sword stuck though him and he's about ready to murder our son!!”
Trunks:  “I'm sorry!  I didn't know I had left it there!!!!”
Heidi:  "Jus' send as soon as you can after you fix him up...  I dunno if I can stall Goku much longer...  I can't waste whatever food's left in the school..."
Bulma:  “I don't know...  He's got a sword stuck through him...  Ouch, right through the middle too....  You might be on your own....”
Heidi:  "Agh... great...  Oh wait, how 'bout Trunks? Can he come here instead of 'geta?"
Bulma:  “VEGETA UNHAND HIM!!!!! Sorry, got to go before Vegeta kills Trunks!!! You're going to have to stop Goku on your own!!!”
*Bulma hangs up as she goes to stop Vegeta from killing their son*
*Heidi sweatdrops and stares at the phone in her hand*
Goku:  “I smell food....  I'm going to go and get it!!!!”
Heidi:  "Oh yeah... just great... this is really great.... there's no other Saiyan available besides Gohan and Goten...  Oh boy..."

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